Spring Fashion
Apparently Spring in this town means you get to strut the halls butt ass nekkit! These hos comin' to school with tank tops and booty shorts that barely cover the booty.
I have two sides to this story.
The administration's side:
Okay, as I posted to Twitter earlier: SPRING = LESS CLOTHES. SPRING =/= NO CLOTHES. I'm still in my winter uniform, it's 45 degress out and you come to school in some booty cutters and a tank top? I was COMFORTABLE in my hoodie and jeans... Only in one class did I almost take my hoodie off because it was uncomfortable. That is just unnecessary. You need to take some medicine for that Spring fever, sweetheart. Or nekkit fever; whatever the hell you got. You need to get it in check.
The student's side:
They made the same GOD DAMN announcement about coats, hats, hoods, etc FOUR GOD DAMN times! We heard you the first time. And the second. The third was "are you kidding me?" and the fourth is "FUCK GTFO WE HEARD YOU ALREDAY. STFU." It's fucking ridiculous. We get it! And then, the fucking principal waddled his happy ass to EVERY single class (can you imagine?) demanded everyone to stand so he could inspect our attire. I asked my friend if my 32L jeans were long enough, and covered everything that needed to be covered. This one girl in my Biology class was wearing some SHORT ASS SHORTS. But, luckily for her, her fingertips didn't exceed the length of her shorts. The fucking shorts were her soccer uniform they gave her to wear to school! And he still inspected her. Um...? I don't spot anything wrong with that, huh?
Anyways, I'm gonna stick to jeans and a t-shirt. No one needs to see my blubber flappin' when I walk when I wear shorts.
:D

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